Lessons learnt on the back seat!!

Well this post is not as controversial as the title suggests. What I have tried to do here is put together all the lessons I have learnt..where else but on the backseat ;-)

Lessons learnt on the back seat of a Car:

• Two is company but 3 is crowd: Especially when you are sandwiched between 2 plump people who insist on sitting by the window seat...yet keeping the window rolled up inspite of the car not having a functional AC. Get the picture??

• The front seat can attack you netime: Especially if it is occupied by a moron who wont warn you before reclining the seat.

• Seatbelts are there for a reason: I learnt this the hard way when my driver was manoveruing the scary ghats at speeds that would put a F1 driver to shame

Lessons learnt on the back bench of a Classroom:

• All difficult questions are directed to the backbenchers: Duh..this is a no brainer isnt it. No wonder we backbenchers are not able to answer any questions...wat else do you expect!

• No matter who hits the teacher with the chalk, ne1 found laughing on the backbench will be caught: Need I explain this further??

Lessons learnt on the back seat of a Bus:

• The windows are there for a reason: And that is to protect you from the rain of puke that the nasty kid in the seat in front of you is busy showering on you.

• The bumpier the road the greater the number of speedbreakers: And what better way to prove this then by counting the number of jolts your back receives?

• The greater the number of speed breakers/the bumpier the road, the higher the speed of the bus: This is an extension of the earlier lesson. There is nothing better than your aching back help you learn this!!
  

Lessons learnt on the back seat of a Bike:
Technically it should be the pillion but wat the heck!

• You can fly: Yeah u can..just try not holding on to anything while crusing down the road. One unanticipated break and you are superman/woman sailing through the sky!!