Thursday, February 4, 2010

Broken Toe Nails, A Sprained neck and The 49th post


Its been 6 months since I started my blogging journey Typical

Wow my 49th post, I never thought I would reach this far Boring

I am choked with emotions as I write my 49th post 49 th post hai, Booker winning speech nahi


Umm..lets try writing something in third person....

What started as a way to ward off boredom has now become an integral part of Shanu's life.

Shanu the drama queen obviously wants some drama..48 posts..8 months of blogging and yet she cant come up with a dhansu 49th post.

The last couple of weeks haven’t been very kind to her.. Attention seeker

Playing bridesmaid at her best friend’s wedding ended with Shanu nursing a broken toe nail which still mars the beauty of her pretty feet...A lady dressed to kill (with her razor sharp stilettos) poked crushed stamped on Shanu's toe. Its been 2 weeks now and yet the poor toe refuses to heal.



A rickshaw trip to Thane for her friend's mehndi ended with Shanu nursing a sore neck...The rickwala (obviously a Schumacher fan with his fake Ferrari jacket ) was someone who treated speed breakers as a device to check if his rick could fly. Me thinks, if need be, he will even manage to fly across a half built flyover like Sandra Bullock in Speed….Now if only he were half as cute as Keanu :)

Her weekly trips to the doctor give her ample opportunity to come up with something creative, something brilliant, something befitting of a 49th post but yet when she decides to write, she ends up with nothing...

Fullon Bakwaas was the only high point in her otherwise non happening life..Her bakwaas found a new target and made life bearable for the people around her....Striking friendships was never on her mind.. and yet she managed to 'make fraaandship' with many amazing bloggers...She wrote some good posts and some really bad ones but yet her blogger friends never failed to light up her blog with their amazing comments. Thank you Ashley, Mindey, Bluntu, Riddhi for being such amazing sports...my comment section wouldn't be half as interesting without you guys..

She reads amazing posts by some of her friends and wonders why cant she come up with something half as good..Check out the blogs I follow..They are all wow!

As she writes this she knows that although this post will go down in history as a super pakkau post, her friends and their comments will ensure that anyone who comes here for a laugh doesn’t leave without one.

Coming up with something dhansu for her 50th and 51st post fills her with dread.... but being super intelligent she decides to do what she does best…Delegate ;)

She gives fullon emotional torture to 2 of the greatest bloggers on Bloggerville and convinces them to write guest posts for Fullon :)

So keep your eyes peeled for some Not so Bakwaas (read brilliant) stuff coming your way on Fullon Bakwaas in the next couple of weeks.

49 comments:

COMMUNI said...

You're having guest posts?? Finally achi bakwaas sunne ko milegi...LOL

Just kidding yaar...Looking fwd to ur 50th post.

Diwakar Sinha said...

first of all, this was no pakau post, as you put it...and of course, congratulations and celebrations :)
looking forward to ones next

Sid said...

Come on the 50th post shud b a Shanu special(unless the guest authors are Katrina and Priyanka, who I am sure are not writing)... now get out there... do something stupid and blog abt it :P

Nikita said...

rofl @ 49 th post hai, Booker winning speech nahi

awesomeness, ur blog. D

Ashley said...

A mention! *blushes* Thank you. :)

49 posts already!
Never realized. Your blog is like a grandma to mine! Please be nice and bring gifts when you come over and visit me. :p

So wanna check out the blogs you follow. Would be easier if you would add a blogroll in your blog. That way I can stay on your blog and chck em out at the same time!

PS: Can't wait to read the guest posts! Happy 50th Postiversary in advance gal! :)

Harini said...

49th post...so soon? Congrats. if i were writing my 50th post i would come up with a noble prize winning speech let alone booker award. And then I think may be i should save the speech when i hit 100 followers or something :P.
Come to hyd and sit in an auto of a young driver... he will think he is lewis drive. His rush will be even more for having a girl in his auto :P.

Cant wait for 5oth and 51st posts.

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

if 49th post can be so cute then i wonder 50th post kaisa rahega...waiting for it eagerly...koi dhasu post hoga i m sure...hwz ur toe now?

Meow said...

Take care of your pretty toe nails and giraffe like neck :P hehehe... and waiting to read the guest posts.... wat-ay bakwass re...

Never Ending Memories said...

oh 49th post.. congrats.

Just take care of toe nails and neck..Hope to hear some more bakwas soon.. :)Just waiting..

The Idiot Blogs said...

You are turning 50???

WHOA

The Idiot Blogs said...

You are turning 50???

WHOA

blunt edges said...

holy crap! i was mentally churning up an idea of writing a post in the third person! damn...now it doesn't feel original!

u know i have been blogging even before u (actually started out a year before u!)...n my count is stuck at 23...lol

congrats on nearing the 50 mark...its been real fun reading u :D

Thousif Raza said...

49th post par itna hungama... i cant believe whats coming up on the 50th.... start was brilliant :), lets see whats in store in the next post....

and congrats on reaching the landmark... may you have much much more.....


take care and keep writing...........

Meenakshi said...

49 posts in 8 months is great! Congrats..

Get well soon..

Looking forward to more posts .

Meenakshi said...

49 posts in 8 months is great! Congrats..

Get well soon..

Looking forward to more posts .

Shanu said...

@ Communi

Dil ki baat zubaan par aagayi na dost. Yes,your patience has finally paid off and u will get to real some quality stuff of Fullon :)

Scattered Thoughts... said...

Forget about the tow.. legs are beautiful.. whoever she is ;)..

okay now how do you scold or bitch in third person.. Maheep is such a pervert at times.. and see, he couldn't stiff that yawn.. so what if the post was umm just average.. and yeah..

never mind girl.. better luck for 50th one..

BTW, why dont you drive that car of yours.. what is this eternal love with rikshawalahs ?

Scattered Thoughts... said...

oops.. tow = tow.. gosh toe..

why do they need to make the keys so close..

Shanu said...

@ Diwakar

You are just being v kind, Mereko yeah post honestly bahut pakkau laga re :)

Shanu said...

@ Sid

Do something stupid and blog abt it? Is that all my existence has come to now? :(

And yes Katrina isnt writng..but some1 way better is :)

Shanu said...

@ Nikita

Aww..Thank you :)

Shanu said...

@ My noseless wonder

Go and check them out from my profile u lazy bone!

Thanks for the wishes :)

Shanu said...

@ Harini

LOL..I have to check out the hyd rickwalas now!

Shanu said...

@ G3

Tu kitni sweet hai re..Aise pakkau post ko cute bol rahi hai :)

Toe ki wat lagi hai :(

Shanu said...

@ Meow

:) Thank you :)

Shanu said...

@ NEM

You will defntly get some more bakwaas :)

Shanu said...

@ Idiot

My blog is turning 50, u idiot not me!

Shanu said...

@ Bluntu

Great minds think alike :)

Your count is stuck at 23 bcoz u blv in qlty rather thn quantity :)

Its been a pleasure knowin u too :)

Shanu said...

@ Thousif

Thanks :)

Shanu said...

@ Meenakshi

Thanks :)

Shanu said...

@ ST

Thanks for being so candid Maheep :)

Mereko bhi yeh post solid pakkau laga re..isiliye toh guests posts laa rahi hai...imagine my 50th post being so pakkau **Shudders**

Main car nahi chalati kyunki meri car loves ricks and cycles more thn I do re...I have thokofied atleast 3 ricks and 2 cycles in the 3 mnths that i drove my car..so for my sake and the sake of the ppl on the road..I have quit driving :)

Sourav !!! said...

Shanu's bakwaas made me smile, so it seems, it's worth a read .. ma be joining her blog to read more would not be a bad at all ! :P

And btw, Shaanu's 49th post speech wasn't so bad, at least it doesn't feel like I'm reading some Ekta Kapoor's serial's script ;)

Probably wo rickshaw waala tumhe impress kar raha tha :P

Sourav...in love with me and life !!

BrownPhantom said...

Hey Shanu,

May you hit the half century with a sixer . The 49th is really good too :). Liked the beginning very much :)

Let the fun roll :).

iceprincess said...

cute post....but that is nothing new...keep d work going....

Riddhiculuos said...

oye hoye.. I AM FAMOUS>>.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU..
Yeh toh mera farz tha hai aur rahega.. :)

Way to go.. waiting for the 50th with baited breath

Just 50 posts old and aisa lagta hai barso se janti hun.. hehe

shanu ji u are super good and wish many many many more 50s to come.

Riddhiculuos said...

why on earth are u ignoring my comments. why why why ?

Riddhiculuos said...

why on earth are u ignoring my comments. why why why ?

Shanu said...

@ Sourav

Welcome to Fullon :)

Shanu said...

@ BP

Thanks buddy :) I dont know where my guest authors have disappeared :(

Shanu said...

@ Ice ice baby

Thanks :) When are u writing something?

Shanu said...

@ Sunshine

Yes, thatz you Riddhi. You are the sunshine that shines on my blog thru the bakwaas comments u leave here.

Main tereko ignore karun aisa ho hi nahi sakta :)

Yeah le, nore kar liya tere comment ko..Khush??

Shanu said...

@ Sunshine sunshine

Kya same comment 2 2 times...Dont drink and comment ;)

eye-in-sty-in said...

kis ko delegate kar rahi ho? Sid? What secrets will he open up this time :P

Harini said...

when is the 50th post coming btw?

Riddhiculuos said...

me sunshine.. wwwow.. :D happy child...

Dhanya said...

Happy 50th! Keep rocking Shanu! :)

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arshat.chaudhary said...

hehe.. cute post.. one ques.. how come some chinese guy has posted on every on of ur posts :P

Shanu said...

@ Arshat

He is my gr8st fan ;)