I have been pestered by my sis to write this. Its not fair. I mean no matter how lazy she is feeling, she cant hold my Playstation ransom and expect me to write for her stupid blog! But like all younger brothers, I am helpless. She is bigger (she stands tall at 6'3 and weighs 250 kgs) and stronger than I am. One false move and she will push me and sit on me..yeah you now know how tortured I am. Anyhoo,(I absolutely hate this word. I have asked her to stop using it, but she seems to think it makes her sound cool. Ha, if only it were that easy!) now that I have an opportunity to have my say, I shall leave no stone unturned in bringing to you the real Shanu (She is very touchy about maintaining her anon blogger status! But knowing her, I am sure most of you already know her real name!).
Hah, he is soo wrong. Ne1 who knows my real name..say Aiy!
I have always looked up to my sis..I mean everyone does..given her awesome height. She could have been a model but her weight and her blue hair comes in the way of that. Yeah, blue hair. Someone told her blue makes her look thin. So there she went and colored her hair blue. To be honest, it has worked in her favor. She has been signed on by Ashthvinayak films to promote their new movie Blue.
For everyone, who was waiting for her update on the hottie..dont worry, Sid is here. Karan, like all her previous crushes is married. I kinda have a sneaky feeling that her crushes promptly run and get married as soon as they know that she likes them. I mean its better than being crushed by her any day!**evil grin**
Hmmpt, I know most of my crushes are either married, engaged or gay..but it has nothing to do with my weight…or does it?
I am very successful today in my chosen field. It is all thanks to my dear sis. If it wasnt for her I would never have known about 'Survival of the fittest'. From hogging my dinner down so that I could get a piece of dessert to running up the stairs while she chooses to wait for the elevator so that I could be the first one to switch on the PC (we have a rule..the one who switches on the PC first can use it for as long as he/she wishes. Although to be honest, with her being first or second didnt make a difference..one push and the desktop would be hers to use while I would be left nursing a sore head. The lappy has thankfully changed that, because she cant get used to the tiny keys. Sensitive keys..Bah! Her giant fingers end up pressing 2 keys at once and the touchpad shivers whenever she comes close!) to agreeing to everything she says to avoid being crushed...she has taught me the laws of the corporate jungle right from the day I was born!
My sis is the most forgetful person you will come across and clumsy to the core. Trust me its a deadly combination which causes me a lot of embarrassment!Like yesterday, when we were coming back from a shopping trip. Taking the escalator on our way down, she started screaming at the top of her lungs. I turned around to see her struggling with one foot on the escalator and the other on the top step. She had forgotten to place her other foot on the escalator! Trust me..a 6'3, 250 kg blue haired girl doing the unintentional split is not a scene you shall see everyday. I was left blushing red while she kinda enjoyed the attention that stopping the escalator and "rescuing" her had attracted!
Any kinda publicity is good publicity I say!
Shopping with her is something that has to be experienced to be understood. I have watched with amazement as she alwayz chooses clothes in the smallest size available and then comes back cribbing that they dont follow international standards while marking sizes here! When she chooses stuff for me..its always either a L or an XL!! I end up looking like a scarecrow but have no guts to refuse her when she decides to gift me something. Although I have to say that her taste in clothes is impeccable. I end up turning heads wherever I go and so does she :)
Yeah I do :) I have people coming up to me asking me to pose for pictures too :)
I wanna share a lot more..but she is obviously gonna read this before posting it. She wants me to mention that her comments will be in pink. I am planning to start a blog soon so that I can share my sorrows with you. You can visit me onwww.squishedforlife.blogspot.com. Hope to see you guys there. Tc.
Hah….Sid should have known better..if I were in a mood to comment on the stuff he has written I would have written a post myself..so will post this as is…with a sprinkling of my thoughts so that my blogger friends don’t miss me too much :)
Psst: My monkeys seem to have disappeared..why why why..can sum1 help me solve this mystery??
Psst psst: Yay..the monkeys are back :)
Psst psst psst: Haan yaar, its all a joke..Sid dare not write nethin on my blog...I will squish him!