Thursday, May 20, 2010

Ahh..such a bitch..



Life is such a bitch isnt it? But I aint talking about life here....for a change ;)

Have you ever come across guys who will hit on you even when you are looking like crap? I mean, come on guys..these are days when I cant stand to look at myself in the mirror and you choose this day to marofy "Will you friendship with me " wala dialogue!!
Not that, choosing any other day is gonna improve their chances anyway ;o)





Have you come across people who are so full of themselves that they think every one around them should dance to their tunes? People who think they can walk all over you only because you value the relationship and wont ask them to shut up? People who brand anyone who cannot jhelofy their nakhras as snobs when they themselves are intolerable? People who stop talking to you the day you decide to show them what air-headed morons they are??


Have you come across people you regretted being friends with? Do you regret sharing your deepest, darkest secrets with them? Does that make you feel vulnerable now? And yet, you would never take them back if even if they begged you?


Have you ever noticed that your hair and skin look fab when you are doing nothing and sitting at home? That the hair cut which looked so fab when the stylist cut it yesterday.. doesn't really look all that great today? And yet, you go back religiously every 3 months, hoping that this time you might end up looking like Priyanka Chopra?


Have you ever been compared to someone who looks breathtakingly gorgeous? Have you felt embarrassed by the comparison? Have you then had someone say, "Naah, I think (your name) looks way better"? Has that made you jump up and down with joy dil me while you maintain a straight face and say "Chal haan, kuch bhi kya"?


Have you ever bought something for a friend? And then realized that itz so awesome that you wanna keep it for yourself? Have you then hastily bought something else and packed it off ? ;)


Have you ever bought something from a restaurant and passed it off as your own cooking?


Have you ever wanted to nap in the middle of the day and regretted all those bachpan ke days when you refused to sleep? Do you wanna go back in time and nap all you can?


Have you ever written a blog post and then realized that it wont make any sense to anyone? That the title looks out of place? Have you still gone ahead and posted it because some how it makes perfect sense to you?


P.S: Been super busy @ work. But that hasn't stopped me from reading your blogs, commenting on them and following the ones that I loved.

P.P.S: I am enabling comment moderation. Have had some really weird people commenting on my posts lately ;)

48 comments:

Meow said...

HEhehehe,....... I've done everything in this.. except passing on the restuarant food and telling its mine :P Might be i'll do it when I get married!!! :D hehehe

Shanu said...

@ Meow

Do it sometime baby..its fun :)

blunt edges said...

just when i was about 2 shutter-down 4 the day, ur post pops up in my dashboard! :)

trying 2 answer your questions...even though am sure they were rhetorical n not actually posed 2 the readers...

1. no ones ever hit on me :(

2. oh yeah...we all know that kind!

3. yup...have cut off one such "friend" from my life.

4. well does the priyanka bit mean this question is targetted only at women? coz even our haircuts look bad the next morning!

5. yes...to jadoo...n yes i was very embarrassed!

6. nopes...but am sure u have :P

7. nopes again...none of my friends would buy that!

8. yup...every single day of my working life!!

9. yup...every single post of my blogging life!!

guess i will sleep of now...publish my comment soon...gud night :)

Shanu said...

@ BE

I will reply to your comment point by point:

1) I wonder why?

2) Tell me about it!!

3) So have I!! Same pinch

4) No re, the guys can substitute PC with John, Hrithik or anyone else you fancy!

5) How cute :)

6) Yes, I have!

7) My friends didnt either :(

8) So do I :)

9) So do I :)

Dekh publish kiya na comment jaldi se..soja :)

Arv said...

I have done/felt most of them... sometimes, we meet the worst of the jerks... sometimes, even we get to act like a jerk...

its life... we must just learn and try to be a better person :)

take care... cheers...

...Jitsy... said...

dun everything..can you blive dat...
n here i m jus hrs away from goin for kites n my face had to betray me 2day!!...iv got like this supa big zit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....
hehehe...
nice, random read!

Shanu said...

@ Arv

Well said :)

Lets hope these lessons make me a better person :)

Shanu said...

@ Jitsy

Of course, I blv that..coz I have done each one of these too :)

Ahh the sudden zit..I hate it too :(

And Welcome to Fullon :) Keep dropping by :)

Pri said...

the answers to all the above questions is a big "YES"..except for the restaurant food thingy---actually, i tried passing it off but i got caught!! :( (i guess my friends saw it all written on my face..sigh!)

and ohh btw this post makes COMPLETE sense..maybe im just as crazy as you are :D

Thousif Raza said...

hey shanu we have experienced all that yaar... especially the hair wala thingie... my god it looks great in the shop, but ghar aao... aur mai yakko pitaji from chadrakanta type turn ho jata hoon... and I'm not just talking abt the hair :P

its great to see you back yaar... ;)

take care and keep writing...........

Shanu said...

@ Pri

Yay..finally some1 I can share my craziness with :)

Shanu said...

@ TR

Yea..Krur Singh had the most bhayanak hairstyle ever :P

Itz gr8 to be back buddy :)

adreamygal said...

First time here ..and loved it o much ...bakwas bhi kafi acha kar leti ho ;):P loved reading ur pst rather your questions :)Hmmm...kaam main busy ho , fir bhi kafi ache questions pooch leti ho , kyunki maine suna tha under pressure people lose their brains :P an di guess u to , in another way :P pls dnt take it personally , ws jus kidn :)wonderfully written ! :)

Shanu said...

@ adreamygal

Welcome to Fullon.

Yahan joh bhi aata hai aisi hi baatein karta hai re..its not u..its the vastu of this place ;)

Keep visiting :)

Sid said...

Huh... u get attention when you look like crap and u got a prob with that...

Just think how this reads to the attention-deprived ppl visiting your blog :(

arshat.chaudhary said...

Another heartfelt post.. so simple yet profound.. :)

Shas said...

Nice bakwaas which makes a lot of sense :D
I have done a couple of them :D

iceprincess said...

damn...i connectd to almost all of it,damn...it made perfect sense to me.....:)

Dhanya said...

I could SO relate to this post. Couldn't help smiling especially when I read the 'comparing to someone gorgeous' part. I don't know how to take compliments, and I retort by saying 'kuch bhi!' ;D

Anita :) said...

me tooo felt and done everything in this except the restaurant food part. I dint do that yet because,
1. If the food was good, people who eat that will instantly know that I am lying.
2. If the food is bad, they will believe it.
So never took that risk. :D

And whatever u said abt the friendship part was soooo insanely true:( Had to cut off some cheapos and weirdos.

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

mujhe kuch bhi nahi samjha :,(

Shanu said...

@ Sid

Try looking like crap for a change..maybe that will get u the attention you desire :P

Shanu said...

@ Arshat

:) Thank you :)

Shanu said...

@ Shas

Thank you and Welcome to Fullon :)

Shanu said...

@ Ice ice baby

Yup, yup, yup..I knew it...i knew ki koi aur connect kare na kare..u and bluntu will defntly connect to this..Bluntu bcoz he is as crazi as me..and u bcoz this post is random..and u are the mother of all randomness :)

Shanu said...

@ Dhanno

Welcome to the club baby :)

Shanu said...

@ Anita

Clever girl ;)

I tried the food thingi and was instantly caught..Next time Ill torture them wit my cooking ;)

Yea, so many ppl are able to relate to the frndship thingi..glad to know i aint the only one :)

Shanu said...

@ G3

Kya nahi samjha tereko sweetu?

NIM said...

Yup...All your points are facts of life :P
and about passing restaurant leftovers as food cooked by me- No chance in hell unless i say yes in a sarcastic manner...which mostly i do :P

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

tu bahut philosophical ho gayi rey, shanu shanu nahi rahi

Vicissitude said...

You are my soul sister....goshhhhh loved it

IcE MaiDeN said...

Oh yes! Plenty.... Wonder where they come from???!!!! :|

Yes. Lol. the world is full of them. :D

Unfortunately, yes. :|

LOL! I thought that happened only to me! :P

sigh. :)

Hahahhaha. not guilty here :P

Not guilty here too... Im a pretty decent cook :P and besides
restaurant food has a restaurantish flavor to it :P Who would believe me anyway?

Who says we cant nap at office? :P I do!

All the time :)


Cheers,
Annie.

Kanishk said...

Loved the post !
Its like you're inside my head !
Except the priyanka chopra part ! :P

Reema said...

"Have you ever bought something for a friend? And then realized that itz so awesome that you wanna keep it for yourself? "

Right on!!

Sourav C. Pandey said...

I have a yes to most of the "Have you's", though I'll not specifically say which ones! :P

PS: Guys don't hit on me, I don't mind the girls though! ;)

Anish Patel said...

Apart from, "bought something from a restaurant".... every other thing I had experienced... and ya, I had enjoyed weddings of unknown persons without invitations while I was in Hostel.. It was great fun....
Nice post....

Shanu said...

@ NIM

:)..Am I the only one who has tried passing off restrnt food as food cooked by me!!

Shanu said...

@ G3

Shanu abhi bhi Shanu hai re...bas kabhi kabhi philosophical baatein bhi kar leti hai :)

Shanu said...

@ Vicissitude

Welcome to Fullon..glad u loved the post :)

Shanu said...

@ Annie

1)I guess they have come secret watch group!

2)Yes, it is :)

3):)

4)No my dear, you have company!

5):)

6):P

7)Am I the only one!!

8)Now I know we can ;)

9) Me too :)

Shanu said...

@ Kanishk

Welcome to Fullon..glad u loved the post..keep droppin by :)

Shanu said...

@ Reema

YAY :)

Shanu said...

@ Sourav

LOL :)

Shanu said...

@ Anish

Thanks :)

Divaa Divine said...

oh yes yes

lol no!

yes i ve noticed

nope

nope

nope

nope

lol always!

HaRy!! said...

Hey Shanu... must admit a similarity in me!:) I duno to reveal the truth or not :)!

eye-in-sty-in said...

Did you reject the guy bcoz his dilogue delivery was not correct? It should be "will you plheaj make fraaandship with me behenji" :D

gkam said...

Yes to all except the restaurant one.

I still hope to have a haircut like PiggyChops :P