Sunday, May 16, 2010

One year later....

My bloggie turned 1 a few days ago..and I completely forgot to wish it! I was never this forgetful..guess age is finally catching up ;)

This last year has been full of learnings..I have realised that blogsville is really a chotu version of the big bad world we live in...I have met many bloggers, shared laughs with some and befriended a few..just like we meet many people in the big bad world, connect to some and befriend a few.

Blogging gave me an outlet to vent out my craziness, it gave me online friends (something I had never done before), it made me realise that not everyone we meet online is a stalker..there are cute, adorable people out there too....it made me realise that harmless flirting is fun..and that these conversation make for great laughs when you have nothing better to do...

It made me realise I could stick to something without getting bored...it gave me something to look forward to every morning..checking comments every hour became an obsession :)

It gave me a peek into the lives of others...it showed me people who were not afraid to talk about their life, their insecurities, their fears....people who shared their happiness with me and as they did their deepest darkest secrets.

It taught me that most bloggers who hide behind the cloak of anonymity are pretty chilled out..they are fun and they are smart..but like everything else in life..there are exceptions here too....its all about holding on to the good experiences and letting the bad ones go...

Today, I wish to thank everyone who has made my time here truly enjoyable...and helped me stick to blogging for so long...I always refine what I write..but not this time... I wanted to write dilse and not let my dimaag interfere....

I want to repost something that is very close to my heart..I wrote this for my friend when she got engaged and I still think this is my best post till date..



Princess Jaijaishubhlaxmi (Lets call her P.J shall we...the name is too long) was ecstatic. She was to marry Prince Ishwar Jaykumar Unnikrishnan (PIJU for short...watz with all these south Indian names!!) in 3 weeks. The palace was being cleaned and preparations were on in full swing..and why not..it was the first wedding the palace was witnessing in 25 years.

Flashback:

Princess Jaijaishubhlaxmi's beauty was talked about in all kingdoms far and wide. Legend has it that her smile could light a thousand lamps (much like the HappydentWhite ads ) Many valiant princes had tried to win her hand but in vain. P.J didn’t feel the connection with any one.

One fine summer afternoon P.J was strolling in the royal gardens with her friends F, R and S. These girls were courtiers in His Majesty's court. They were best friends and shared everything. They would meet by the lake during smoke breaks ( F, R and S who weren’t born to privilege like PJ worked during the day and partied during the nite. PJ on the other hand spent her days rejecting guys and her nites partying with her gal gang) and talk about the latest suitor to bite the dirt. But today something was different.

P.J seemed quite impressed with the latest suitor who had come her way. They had exchanged a few P-mails and she seemed quite smitten by him.

PJ: I think PIJU is the one (giggles)

S: But you haven’t even met him, how could you be so sure?

F: (staring at his oil painting) Ohh hez soo cute...!!

R: Ohh I dunno..I dont really like his pose..I mean which guy would wanna pose like that for a pic?

PJ: Ohh cmon you guys...hez cute...hez intelligent....He lives in UK (Uttar Karnataka).. You know how much I love UK!!

And right then the girls knew....PIJU was gonna become their Jiju.


At the palace (Flashpresent):

The preparations were on in full swing. PJs lustrous hair was being oiled and combed. Bottles of Livon (a gift from the British) were being emptied to ensure not one hair was out of place. PJ looked at herself in the mirror and was pleased. She had never looked so gorgeous..... PIJUs love was surely making her glow. She smiled at that thought. Par yeah kya...???? Only 900 lamps lit up!!

PJ: Ohh no Mom, my smile doesn’t have that Jadoo anymore :(

Maharani Mom (MaM): Ohh no..we will now have to manually light those 100 lamps. Do you have any idea how expensive kerosene is now a days??

Maharaja Dad (MaD): Aare bacche koi nahi...don’t u worry!!

Lets get your teeth cleaned. I know a really great daanth-vaidh (dentist). He will get your teeth shining in no time.

At the Daanth-Vaidh's clinic :

PJ: Ohh please!! Ohh please!! get my teeth all shining again.

Daanth-Vaidh: Of course your majesty.

PJ: Aaaaachhhhoooooo!!

Daanth-Vaidh: OHH NOOOO!!

Back at the palace (Still flashing present):

MaM: Ohh no PJ...what happened to your tooth. Your mouth looks like the gateway to our kingdom!!

PJ: What do I do now....I cant believe PIJU will see me like this.

MaM: Aaare beta its ok....PIJU has 3 extra teeth and U have 1 less. Balance out ho jaaayega!!

MaD:Beta let this be a test of PIJU's love for you. Dekhte hain who he loves more...You or your tooth.

RF:I think u still look good....Trust me 968.75 lamps are more than enough to light up any palace

F:ROFLHAO...You look soo funny!

S: IDEA !!!

Flash Foward:Wedding Day

S,R and F come running in...Baraat aa gayi, Baraat aa gayi (giggles)

PJ smiles shyly at PIJU and PIJU is smitten all over again.

PJ gets married and becomes PJIJU (Princess Jaijaishubhlaxmi Ishwar Jaykumar Unnikrishnan) and they live happily ever after.

P.S:I know the questions on your mind "What about her lost tooth ?" "What brilliant idea did S come up with?"

Well its simple....it turned out PIJU did love PJ more than her tooth…so he happily donated one of his own....This ladies and gentlemen was the first and only tooth transplant in the history of mankind!!

Truly a (tooth) fairytale

PS:All pictures used are copyrighted by Disney and their respective owners. I do not own them. If this infringes any copyright laws please let me know and the pics will come down asap.





I am sure not many of you have read this post...I hope you enjoy it and love it the way I do :)

41 comments:

Jay said...

the post really goes with the name of your blog by all means........
keep postin.....

Meow said...

MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY.. am very happy for you :) :) and yeah I remember reading this fairytale kahani :) :) :) Love you :) :)

Anish Patel said...

Congrates for completing a year and ya, Keep writing. It always bring smile on my face.

NIM said...

Hey! Belated happi Bday Shanu's Blog!!!
Its been always 'fun(ny)' reading u!
Keep being fun(ny)!
And about the repost...AAwwwww...!

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

happy b'day fullon bakwaas, party pahije mala.

P.S: I had read tht post :) piju jiju :P

Riddhiculuos said...

happy bday!! belated.... umr ka takaza.. i knw happens all the time..

by the way this was the first post i ever read on your blog.. and i loved it to the coreeeeee..

u r right by far this is the best funniest and even my favourite post frm the fullon bakwas.

a very direct dil se post.
so here goes a direct dil se wish and honest dil ki baat.
u are right the place is like your own space and venting outlet. anonymity might be a garb that is helpful in getting comments that do not hit us personally :)

blogsville becomes a family in no time. and being a part of it gives an immense pleasure when a new idea hits u and the entire family welcomes with an applause..
family of like minded bakwas ppl.

thnks fr making us feel at home.

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Hemanth Potluri said...

happy anniversary for the fullon bakwas :)....that is some post u made for the year :)..

urs..hemu..

blunt edges said...

happy b'day to the blog :)

incidentally fullon is more than a year younger 2 blunt, but has almost twice the number of posts!!! complan anyone?

lisa said...
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Sorcerer said...

Great..Congrats...and keep blogging

:)

Raksha Ramachandra said...

first time here...
and I like!I like!!!
full on..full on!!!:)


Cheers
Raksha

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Sid said...

You saved ur most bakwaas (read hilarious) post for the 1 year celebration :D

Shanu said...

@ Jay

Thanks :)

Shanu said...

@ Meow

Aww..thank you so much baby..Love you too :)

Shanu said...

@ Anish

Thanks for the compliment..will keep writing :)

Shanu said...

@ NIM

Thank you sweety :)

Shanu said...

@ G3

Party denar na..inorbit madhe ye..dete tula party :P

Shanu said...

@ Riddhi

Wah wat a comment..mast che :)

Shanu said...

@ I-E-STY-IN

I am glad u liked the post..I am gladder that you choose to comment!

You have a wild imagination, dont you?

HS means high standards,,koi shaq?

Shanu said...

@ Hemanth

Thanks :)

Shanu said...

@ Bluntu

Complan nahi Bournvita :)

Shanu said...

@ Sorcerer

Thanks :)

Shanu said...

@ Raksha

Thank you, thank you :)

Shanu said...

@ Sid

Thank you :)

eye-in-sty-in said...
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Shanu said...

@ I-in-Sty-in

Yea, main post likhun aur tum comment na karo aisa ho sakta hai..hua bhi hai bahut baar..toh shaana mat ban.

I am glad that you finally know what HS stands for..now go and watch ur cartoons chup chap :P

eye-in-sty-in said...

kya bolti tu..! kab huaa aisa.... tumhare saare post pe maine aajuntalak comment kiya hai... kuch bhi mat fek haan tu.... haan :P

iceprincess said...

belated happy bday.....nice write up abt blogville...am happyto be thy neighbour here

Shanu said...

@ I-in-sty-in

Kuch bhi kya...u never comment on my posts..jhoota kahin ka!

Shanu said...

@ Ice ice baby

The pleasure is all mine sweetheart :)

Reema said...

congrats!! blog on!

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