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Life is such a bitch isnt it? But I aint talking about life here....for a change ;)
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Princess Jaijaishubhlaxmi (Lets call her P.J shall we...the name is too long) was ecstatic. She was to marry Prince Ishwar Jaykumar Unnikrishnan (PIJU for short...watz with all these south Indian names!!) in 3 weeks. The palace was being cleaned and preparations were on in full swing..and why not..it was the first wedding the palace was witnessing in 25 years.
Princess Jaijaishubhlaxmi's beauty was talked about in all kingdoms far and wide. Legend has it that her smile could light a thousand lamps (much like the HappydentWhite ads ) Many valiant princes had tried to win her hand but in vain. P.J didn’t feel the connection with any one.
One fine summer afternoon P.J was strolling in the royal gardens with her friends F, R and S. These girls were courtiers in His Majesty's court. They were best friends and shared everything. They would meet by the lake during smoke breaks ( F, R and S who weren’t born to privilege like PJ worked during the day and partied during the nite. PJ on the other hand spent her days rejecting guys and her nites partying with her gal gang) and talk about the latest suitor to bite the dirt. But today something was different.
P.J seemed quite impressed with the latest suitor who had come her way. They had exchanged a few P-mails and she seemed quite smitten by him.
PJ: I think PIJU is the one (giggles)
S: But you haven’t even met him, how could you be so sure?
F: (staring at his oil painting) Ohh hez soo cute...!!
R: Ohh I dunno..I dont really like his pose..I mean which guy would wanna pose like that for a pic?
PJ: Ohh cmon you guys...hez cute...hez intelligent....He lives in UK (Uttar Karnataka).. You know how much I love UK!!
And right then the girls knew....PIJU was gonna become their Jiju.
At the palace (Flashpresent):
The preparations were on in full swing. PJs lustrous hair was being oiled and combed. Bottles of Livon (a gift from the British) were being emptied to ensure not one hair was out of place. PJ looked at herself in the mirror and was pleased. She had never looked so gorgeous..... PIJUs love was surely making her glow. She smiled at that thought. Par yeah kya...???? Only 900 lamps lit up!!
PJ: Ohh no Mom, my smile doesn’t have that Jadoo anymore :(
Maharani Mom (MaM): Ohh no..we will now have to manually light those 100 lamps. Do you have any idea how expensive kerosene is now a days??
Maharaja Dad (MaD): Aare bacche koi nahi...don’t u worry!!
Lets get your teeth cleaned. I know a really great daanth-vaidh (dentist). He will get your teeth shining in no time.
At the Daanth-Vaidh's clinic :
PJ: Ohh please!! Ohh please!! get my teeth all shining again.
Daanth-Vaidh: Of course your majesty.
Daanth-Vaidh: OHH NOOOO!!
Back at the palace (Still flashing present):
MaM: Ohh no PJ...what happened to your tooth. Your mouth looks like the gateway to our kingdom!!
PJ: What do I do now....I cant believe PIJU will see me like this.
MaM: Aaare beta its ok....PIJU has 3 extra teeth and U have 1 less. Balance out ho jaaayega!!
MaD:Beta let this be a test of PIJU's love for you. Dekhte hain who he loves more...You or your tooth.
RF:I think u still look good....Trust me 968.75 lamps are more than enough to light up any palace
F:ROFLHAO...You look soo funny!
S: IDEA !!!
Flash Foward:Wedding Day
S,R and F come running in...Baraat aa gayi, Baraat aa gayi (giggles)
PJ smiles shyly at PIJU and PIJU is smitten all over again.
PJ gets married and becomes PJIJU (Princess Jaijaishubhlaxmi Ishwar Jaykumar Unnikrishnan) and they live happily ever after.
P.S:I know the questions on your mind "What about her lost tooth ?" "What brilliant idea did S come up with?"
Well its simple....it turned out PIJU did love PJ more than her tooth…so he happily donated one of his own....This ladies and gentlemen was the first and only tooth transplant in the history of mankind!!
Truly a (tooth) fairytale
PS:All pictures used are copyrighted by Disney and their respective owners. I do not own them. If this infringes any copyright laws please let me know and the pics will come down asap.
I am sure not many of you have read this post...I hope you enjoy it and love it the way I do :)