***This is the first in a series of posts based on real life incidents that I intent to publish. Not sure if there will be any more though....I have always been better at fiction..or so I think :P***
Me: Mom,please khana khilao na..Im feeling bored to eat.
Mom: Shut up and eat. Itni badi ho gayi hai aur khana maine khilaneka?
Me: Please mom.
Mom:Shanu, eat ur khana or you are grounded.
Caw, caw caw (that isn’t me..its a crow at the window sill)
Mom: Aare beta, tu jaldi aa gaya aaj. Tere liye toh maine abhi tak roti bhi nahi banayi!
Me: Mom, please feed me na...I am feeling bored.
Mom: Shut up Shanu. I have to go feed the crow!!
Me: (Turning green wit envy) Kya faltoogiri hai....You can feed the crow but you cant feed me!
Mom: Thatz it...One more word from you young lady and you are grounded.
Me: Sulking Ohhkkkk. Eww bhindi (lady fingers) ki sabzi...I hate it. Mom please make something else for me na.
Mom: Thats it. Off to your room with your plate.
Me: Hmmpppttt!!
After sulking in my room for half an hour..I decide to take revenge. The crow will pay for depriving me of my mother’s love.
Me:Splashing the crow with water Fly away you stupid bird.
Crow: Caw caw caw Your mom loves me more than you!
Me: Shut up you stupid bird. My mom doesn’t love you!
Crow: Of course she does. You wanna bet?
Me: Of course
Crow: I heard you telling your mom you don’t like the vegetable she has made. Did she make a new one for you?
Me: Of course not. She doesn’t have the time for making a new sabzi.
Crow: Thats what you think! Watch and learn from the expert.
Mom enters with roti and sabzi for the crow.
Mom: Take beta..eat.
Crow: Caw caw caw caw (Translation : No I wont)
Mom:Kya hua, you don’t like the sabzi?
Crow: Caw (Translation : No)
Mom: Should I make something else for you? Allo ki sabzi khayega?
Crow: Caw caw (Translation : Yes please)
Mom: Okie..Ill make some for you!
Me: Mom!!
Crow: Cee cee cee (Translation : Hee hee hee)
And there it was official..My mom loves the crow more than she loves me.
61 comments:
lol :)
**smiles**
u have got amazing streak of humor shanu. keep it up!!
hehe..... shanu u are rawwwwking :D
I loved it... and your mom loves the crow than you hehehe... sooper!!
hahahahahahaahhaah!!!!
Based on a true story??!! really??!! u mean to tell me this actually happened!!
HAHA..mom loves the crow more..HAW HAW..oh actually CAW CAW..:P..
Yaar the crow can fly, doesnt bug mom with college tuition fees, doesnt need new clothes etc etc..obv mom d like it more na :P
How can u blame mom :p
luv
amith
Felt like I was watching some cartoon!!
awesome stuff shanu...n wats wid d crow connection? its d 2nd post on d "caw caw" family!
seeee...even crows dont like bhindi...i dont get dis...who on earth actually likes bhindi???
next time wen i argue wid mom abt bhindi...dis is gonna be my defence!
awww...ur mom luves d crow more dan u...maybe she even luvs d bhindi more dan u!!! cee cee cee :P
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krow beat you to the food???????
shame on you ;-)
Sach bolne par bhi kauwe ne kaata?!
Aila!
Emossanal Atyachaar! :)
Mummy ji ki jai ho!
Shanu,I Like your writing style..Keep it up
DO you need any help with the crow... I specialize in kidnapping birds... we can even demand a ransom from your mom... think...
oye mere saath yehi hotha hain...my mom serves food 2 d crow b4 serving me :(
LOL... Mast :)
Have a great weekend :)
What made this post kickass for me was the picture in the end
*total snort worthy stuff*
lol :)
and for you previous post... you touched the height of hilariosity...
:)
take care
awwhhh.. I feel badd for youu!
And, this is a true story? Aha? Aha? LOL!
Duh, had you kept a grey parrot as a pet, It would have spoken in clear English / Hindi / Marathi / Bhojpuri and wouldn't have caw cawed its head off. :)
Wishing you all the best for the Indiblogger Award :)
Ha ha ha ha... so sweet :-)
Insulting the poor crow on blogosphere? Now be a good girl aur Kauuva Rani ko sorry bolo :-)
Cee cee cee :-)
u have a thing with crows right?
even my mom does..she feels nostalgic when she spots a crow lazing on a treebranch on a sunny afternoon..
i am jealous of crows..taking away our mom's love..
:(
Wats with U and crows??? Second post I m seeing here... anyways coool one... Poor Shanu...I think it wud b better if u try to get the crow on ur side...(Be in its gud books)Good Luck!!!
@ Anwesa
:o)
@ Sam
Thank you :)
@ Sowmi
Haan yaar,kya karun main..the crow gets all the importance :(
@ Crimson
:)
@Amith
Kya yaar abhi tu bhi crow ka side lega kya? And seriously this did happen..and tabhi maine mom ko bola im gonna blog abt this discrimination..she didnt blv me though :P
@ Kiran
yeh cartoon nahi meri life story hai :P
@blunty
What kind of a friend are you? Main apni sad story share kar rahi hai and tu mera mazak udda raha hai..and comparing me to a bhindi :(
@ Eye-in-sty-in
:o(
@ Dphat
Yeah..mommy ki jai ho!
@Kludgemaker
Thank you
@ Mind
Hmm..I feel greatly tempted to take up this offer. Let me know the details..I am all for it!
@ Gayathri
I feel ur pain dost..i feel ur pain!
@ Kido
Thank you ji
@ Meghana
Glad you liked it :)
@ Issh
Thank you :)
@ Jyoti
Haan yaar sachi wala story hai :(
@ROFLINDIAN
Thank you :)
@ Iceprincess
I kno wat u mean...Kno wat..u gayathri and I should get together and do something about this...teach the crowns a lesson for depriving us of our mothers love
@ Parikshith
:o( The kauwa should say sorry to me first :o(
@Lakshmi
Hmm..how come i didnt think of that! I guess its worth a shot :)
LOL!! i kno i shudnt b laffn at ur deprived love but i am...sorry :P
Hey .. you try something like that new Big Bubble ad ooooor find Doob Doob :)
That was very, very funny.. indeed! Enjoyed reading it...
@ Mayz
:P
@ curdrice
Bas abhi yehi karna reh gaya hai yaar!
@ Roshmi
Glad u did :)
Lolzz...Don't tell me this actually happened! It was hilarious:)
Crow liking aaloo ki sabji...ROFL
Cee Cee Cee :P (to crow, not u)
Hey, thnx 4 dropping by my blog!
Yep, I am a Kamath, Gauri Kamath (Bond ishtyle! ;))
yup, i am a GSB too!
Kaila maamma ka 1st preference veh?
very funny post! :)
@ Choco
Sachi muchi it did...no1 blvs me :(
@ gkam
welcome to my blog..glad u liked it!
Lol!
Wanna plan to give out a supari of that crow? I can help. Honest :p
@ Still Thinking
Sure why not..nethin to win back my mom's love :P
Cawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww (Translation : Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!)
Poor you. :P
Lol. Cute post. :)
Cheers
hahahahhahaha.....simply brilliant!!
Caw Caw :P
Nicely done , hats off to dear crow , kha lene do yar.
Aise ur exp lacks empirical authencity . Sample space chota hai :p
Made me smile :)
@ Bondgal
Thanks :)
@ Prakhar
Thanks :)
Welcome to my blog..keep droppin by
@ Neeraj
Nahi re...sample size bahut bada hai..sab likhegi th yeh blog kam padh jayega :(
@ Itatemybrain
I am glad it did :)
Lol. It was cute :)
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