Saturday, November 28, 2009

Bhelpuri

This week has been a mixed bag of emotions. Just like Bhelpuri. Kuch khatta kuch mitha.

I give you here...a glimpse into a week in Shanu's life :)


Horror

The pics from my colleagues wedding have been uploaded on Facebook and I am looking OH SO HORRIBLE.

And the pics are out there open to comments and snickers :(

Note to self: Avoid weddings when depressed. Depressed faces make for horrid pictures.

Flattery

Me: Ohh its thanksgiving week. So what are you thankful for?

He: You :)

Surprise

He comes waltzing in, gives me one look and starts grinning

He: "Why have you put on weight sweetheart??"

Screech.............!! The whole world suddenly comes to a standstill.

Me:Who me? Not at all!!

He: Of course you have put on weight. You now have chubby cheeks.

Pointing to my friends "Havent these girls told you??"

Me:(Looking at my friends accusingly) Wow seriously? I have put on weight kya?? Umm…that’s like a compliment. I have been trying to put on weight for ages now!!

He: Yeh raag tu kissi aur ko de...a few more inches and you end up like me (Pats his ample belly)

Me: Uhhh ohhh

Psst: This is a different He ;)

Excitement

Me(over SMS): So how was it?

She: They have decided the date. 15th December!!

Whoo hooo....My best friend is getting married in 2 weeks :)

Awww

On chat

He: Sorry again, that I wasnt there when you needed me :(

Me: Please dont say sorry. I just didnt wanna bother u wit my probems

He: Please dont say that. Thats not fair. See, that's why I said I am sorry. You should not even think twice if you need to call me.

Me: I wont. Promise.

Embarrassment

Suryaprakash ek watermelon juice dijiye

Suryaprakash!!

Suryaprakash looks at me and looks away

Suryaprakash ek watermelon juice dijiye na

Suryaprakash continues to studiously ignore me.

Irritated, I ask him..Kyun Suryaprakash, aap mujhe kyun ignore kar rahe ho?

Kyunki madamji, mera naam Suryaprakash nahi Manjeet hai!
Happiness

He (giving me a tight hug): I was just leaving when I realised that I cant leave without meeting you.

Me: :)

49 comments:

Ashley said...

Yay! Yay! Yay!
Shanu is back! In normal full form! And I am first! :D

Ashley said...

And now that I have that bit outta my system...

Horror: One word-"Photoshop". :D
Flattery: "Awww"
Surprise: Ugh! Now this was horror! :|
Excitement: 2 weeks!?! More like shock...
Awww: "Awww"
Embarrassment: ROFL!!! :D
Happiness: :). Can I type "Awww" again?

Reema said...

"He" seems to be very sweet ;)

Riddhiculuos said...

this one is for the first time 'giggles' and not mad laughter that i usually end up in :D..
this is like bhelpuri.. So first of all Kangarooo-chew-relations for the bestest chaaice of heading.. As in the title of your post is bhrilliant..

Now ashley type awws kindly accepting from my side as bhell..



Horror- Photo horror... hmm like how can u expect yourself to smile at a colleagues wedding. u have spent enough time with them at office. Last thing u want is being there at their wedding and staring the same faces 24 hoursssss.. Nahii everyone knows the reason for depressed faces then.

Flattery- Thankful for u... haaah u should of said 'fullon bakwas' :)

Surprise- hahaaha
I have been into this lane... the world does come to a stand still in such situation. u should have said 'get lost' fatso.. I can say this because-PSSSt- this is not that 'he'.. safe hai na :D


Excitement
My best friends wedding is far better than Mere yaar ki shadi hai.. m sure this will be fun.. it was a bad inspirational plagiarism. Good u chose my best friend's wedding.. good chaaice my girl

Awww- Romaantik and Caring.. Bhery Jolly good Fella

Embarrassment-
Like jhhotthi suryaprakash has to be eggjaajerrated bhersion of a name u ujed. like evn suryaprakash won't call him self suryaprakaash... bhery rude..

Happiness
*Hugs*

PS- i don't know about the weird pronunciations.. no idea why i wrote them like this..

blunt edges said...

so who on earth is suryaprakash???

n u are back on track!!! :D:D:D

an eventful week indeed! :D

As the Mind Meanders said...

Ya... so who is this Suryaprakash... blunty and I are both jelous... Manjeet ko blunty bulati ya Mindey bulati to samaj mein aata... par Suryaprakash???


Nahin... yeh ghor atyachaar ho raha hai!!!

Parikshith Kumar said...

Bhelpuri? Naa... this is a khichdi of emotions :-)

And we need the answer to the greatest modern era mystery ever:

1)Who is Suryaprakash?
2) Does he sell lime juice too?

:-)

Dhanya said...

Who is this 'he'? Huh huh? :D

Shanu said...

@ Ashley

Yay I am back, I am back :P

Photoshop on Facebook? Tat too on sum1 else's album? Pray tell me how?

Naah the wgt puttin on part was a surprise bcoz i have been tryin to put on wgt..love chubby cheeks :)

And yes baby..u can type Aww as many times as u want :)

Shanu said...

@ Reema

Yes, he is the best :)

Harini said...

Back on track!!! I am very curious now to know about this he ;) :P. Aww to everything that features him. Btw you have some awards waiting for you :)

Shanu said...

@ Riddhi

Giggles was alwyz the intent..but kya na mad ppl end up in mad laughter more often thn not :P

Thanku for the bishes.

Horror: I have no clue why only horrid pics get posted on Facebook. Wat happens to the ones where i look like Sushmita sen???

Flattery: Lol..that was xctly my reaction..Kya bakwaas kar raha hai:P

Surprise: Haan haan bol le bol le..iss wale He ko kuch bhi bol sakti hai :)

Excitement:Thanku

Aww: **Blushes**

Embrrsmnt: Sachi muchi..no exaggeration..I called him Suryaprakash..i have no clue why!

Happiness: Hugs back :)

P.S: I am fallin in love wit ur comments :)

Shanu said...

@ Bluntu

I have no clue who Suryaprakash is. He looked like Suryaprakash re..wat to do??

Yup Im back and so are u :) HC and all haan..too much :)

Shanu said...

@ Mindey

Bluntu broke my heart by bloggin abt the HC. Abhi tu hi bharosa..abhi tu hi sahara..Mindey tum mujhe dhoka toh nahi doge na :(

Shanu said...

@ Parry

Aaoo bitwa aaoo...bade dino baad tohar darshan hue.

Answer 1: Suryaprakash mere khwabon ka shezada hai

Answer 2: Yes, he does :)

Shanu said...

@ Dhanya

U frgt to ask the most imp question

Is he a Nair?? :P

Shanu said...

@ Harini

Yup back on track. Yeah anshera mereko jyada time nahi rokh paya :)

I kno hez Aww isnt he :)

yay awards..i love awards :)

oRange* said...

loved the flattery, embarrassment and happiness ones!
classic ;)

The Survivor said...

Suryaprakash certainly takes the cake :D

Good to see you back in old form.

Ashley said...

Tagged and troubled on Facebook haan? Such a dilemma that...tch tch..

K...Here's what you can do..
Copy the said irksome image.
Run it through the trusted photoshop.
Upload it again.
"Make sure" that your version of the image appears on "News Feed" more than hers..Comment, upload again..do what you will..Obsessing over it in Fb helps more than simply worrying about it here.. :p
Cheers! :))

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

Arre wah! yeh bhelpuri ekdum chatpata tha...loved this 1...suryaprakash naam kaa ek udipi restaurant hain mere yahaan...udhar watermelon juice milta hain...acchwala without adding extra water

buckingfastard said...

cummon seriosly...u mix up suryaprakash wid manjeet....i am sure frm dere name dey even luk totally different!!!

phew!!! i thot surprise wala 'he' is awww wala 'he'...and i was abt to put "patting ur ample belly" on da list of how 2 impress gals!!

Meow said...

Now.. I was waiting for this :) :)
Bhelpuri tasty hai na???

As the Mind Meanders said...

main bharosa... main sahara... bhagne ka rasta kahan hai bhai??? Arre koi to batao...

Shanu said...

@ Orange

:) Thanks :)

Shanu said...

@ Survivor

Yup he took the cake and didnt even give me the watermelon juice :(

Thanks..feels gr8 to be back in the light :)

Shanu said...

@ Ashley

U facebook expert :P

Shanu said...

@ G3

LOL...Awesome random comment to a random post :)

Shanu said...

@ BF

Haan yaar, infact there is no1 called Suryaprakash working there. Have no clue where I got that name frm!

Lol..u shld thnk me for mentioning it then..nahi toh u wld be goin arnd with an ample belly dishing out pick up lines :P

Shanu said...

@ Mindey

Jaao Thakur Jaao..Bhago jitna bhag sakte ho utna...lautkar toh idhar hi aana hai :P

Hemanth Potluri said...

shanu back on rocking ....lol @ the whole write up :P.

urs..hemu..

Chriz said...

good to catch up with some blogs that i have visited once.. and good to see you back in action too :)

Chriz said...

good to catch up with some blogs that i have visited once.. and good to see you back in action too :)

Beauty and the BEast said...

Awwww... that sounds like a terrific week to have!!

And I totally love the thanksgiving wala 'He'. HE absolutely rocks!!!

And pray tell me how not to bump into the HE who notices weight gains.... :P

Tongue Trip said...

suryaprakash jeeeeeeeeeeee hahaha
adorable post and slightly mad too...love mad :D

Shanu said...

@ Hemanth

Thanks :)

Shanu said...

@ Chriz

Glad to see u comment agn :)

Shanu said...

@ Beauty

:) Yup i like him too :)

Abt the wgt noticin one..cant help bumping into him..he is all over the plc ;)

Shanu said...

@ Tongue trip

Welcome :)

Glad u liked the post :)

Lena said...

That's some collection of emotions! Loved the post.. life as it is :)

HaRy!! said...

:) :) :)

NIM said...

hey i like ur blog!...its super funny!
Suryaprakash? lmao&rofl :)

Shanu said...

@ Lena

Glad u liked it :)

Shanu said...

@ Hary

:):):)

Shanu said...

@ NM

Thanks :) Welcome aboard :)

Shanu said...

Oppsie...Sori Nim I misspelled ur name :(

A S said...

hiii

very nice post!
suryaprakash!!!

lol! :D

Shanu said...

@ AS

Thanks :)

iceprincess said...

aaaaw aaaw aaw...
:)