Saturday, August 1, 2009

Not Another Tag...Seriously!!

Every blog I go to these days is infected by Tag–O-Mania. God bless the soul who started this idea of tagging, because it gives you an insight into the lives of people you know only through their pen (in this case blog) name.

Popular as I am, I have had quite a few requests from fellow bloggers asking me to disclose some interesting tidbits about myself. Abhi main kya karun, I am the modest types – blowing my own trumpet is not something I do :P

But, in keeping with popular demand, I will let you have a sneak peek into my glorious and happening life….but in a zara sa hatke style.

I came across a site which gave me answers to some of life’s most profound questions and I publish them here..as is..without any tweaking..but yes, with a few vishesh tipanis of my own.

I am often asked by people : How Addicted to Blogging Are You?

51%How Addicted to Blogging Are You?
51%?? ONLY 51%??
Smiling weirdly in the midst of serious conversations because I have suddenly thought of a blogpost idea..is 51% addiction??
Trying to think of a dhansu heading or an awesome punch line in the middle of a meeting… is 51% addiction??
Listening to my friends woe stories and then coming and blogging about it..is 51% addiction??
Coming up with a blogpost idea when writing another blog post… is 51% addiction??

If I am only 51% addicted, I wonder 100% addicts kaise honge!

Infact, my mom has threatened me that if I don’t get over this addiction soon, she will lock me and my lappy into a room. But honestly, I don’t care, because I can survive that too..or so says this badge!
How Long Could You Survive Trapped In Your Own Home?
Created by OnePlusYou - Free Online Dating

I have always been concerned that I aint healthy enough, what with the blogging addiction and no exercise. I often wonder if I would be able to get out of a fight alive. Taking this test put my irrational fears at rest. I am glad to say I am still as strong as I was 20 years ago.
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Created by OnePlusYou - Free Dating Site



Infact, I am so healthy that I can outrun 21% of Mumbai’s population if need be.Putting this into prespective, this means I can outrun 28,69,205 hatta katta aadmi log and yet survive.

21%

Infact, I was so happy with this test result that I called up my boss to tell him the good news. He, however, had other plans. He took another test and found out that I am more valuable dead then alive.

$5875.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

Infact, uski bhi galti nahi hai…I guess that is the only way he can hope to make good the loss my company has incurred due to my bloggomania!

I guess this more or less tells you all that you need to know. If you have read this far, I applaud you and crown you the true bakwaas fan because itna bakwaas toh main khud bhi nahi jhel pati. ***Clap clap clap***

For people who are still interested here are a few more interesting(??) details:

22%

Blunty,Anjana,Sowmi, Spikey - Beware..!! I will eat you!!

18%

What would you taste like to a cannibal?

Created by Recipe Star



P.S: All tests

Created by OnePlusYou - Free Online Dating

49 comments:

Sowmi said...

lol!! shanu.. this is sooper dooper re :) btw you'll eat mee??? :O ok i'll be careful.. NO wonder, you might just pounce me from my laptop screen :O

Jokes apart,,,, funny one Shanu :)

eye-in-sty-in said...

I like it how u snuck my name in the end. You were sure I'm a true-blue bakwaas fan, weren't you! btw, I like tofu! So there! Don't worry... You are not the only one who would be doing the eating. Btw, I taste like Roast Beef... Vegan Roast Beef! Bring A1 steak sauce with ya ;-)

I have a friend whose husband forced her to lose weight bcoz he was 100% sure she would not survive a zombie apocalypse. But he also told his kids that if the apocalypse happens, remember, mommy died to protect all of us :D

But seriously, As you will eat us in a crunch (wow, what a sentence), its only fair Blunty,Anjana,Sowmi, Spikey all get TRUE_BLUE_BAKWAAS_FAN_BADGES! that we can sport on our blogs. (In case some reader gets confused, the last one is me)

Btw, I'm 47% efective as a human shield! Thats 2.61 times more effective as you... Dont worry, I have ur back in crunch... only thing is - by the time I'm done protecting you, a sizeable portion of it might be missing as I like broiled tofu :P

Rane (The Orchid with All Shades Pink) said...

hhahahahahaah those were some weirdly interesting tests... i am still laughing..and the way you have described it.. terrific..

following you from now..

Love
Rane aka The Pink Orchid

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

woww...this is 1 hatke way...when i read the title on my dashboard, i was like uh-oh not another tag pleaseeee. but this was fun!

Archana said...

Haha this is taking the 'getting to know me' to new heights. Interesting - and like you said, if you're at 51%, then I'm not sure what a 100% is! :P

Reema said...

LOL :D

iceprincess said...

lovely!!!
u managed to threaten us too....yikes!!!!
hilarious..as usual...
i loved d cadaver calculator..
maybe we cld calculate all d ppl we prefer as cadavers..and make some fortune..whatsay?
:P

Choco said...

ROFL!!! This was too good :D

Jyoti said...

So at the end of it, what do we learn, kids?

Shanu can really do a lot of bakwaas and yet make her readers stick to her blog like leeches.

Cheers to you!

Sid said...

This was a good 1...where did u get these whacky contests?

HA said...

I got 81% addicted to blogging :P :D :D

Shanu said...

@ Sowmi

Of course I will eat you..you look delicious too :)

Shanu said...

@ Spikey

Aaare baap re..itna bada analysis..tune toh ek mini post hi likh diya!!

You like Tofu..oh no! Abhi toh meri definite khair nahi..aur tu taste like Roast beef? But tu toh veggie hai na..toh ek veggie ka taste non veggie kaise ho sakta hai??

And kaisa hai re tu..there I am risking my life tryin to save you guys by becomin a human shield and wat are you busy doing?? Nibbling away at my back? Bas yaar, aaj prove hogaya..bhalai ka zamana nahi raha!

And ya wrkin on the bakwas fan badge...wah wat an idea spikeyji!

Shanu said...

@ Kajal

Welcome to my blog..hope to see you here more often!

Shanu said...

@ Gayathri

Haan yaar..mere paas bhi 3 open tags hai..but i kno ppl go groan..not another tag..isliye abhi tak unhe post nahi kiya.Saving them for a day of writers block :)

Kya bolti hai..doesnt this way of knowin me beat the tags neday?

Shanu said...

@ reema

:D

Shanu said...

@ Archana

Dekh na yaar..but seriously I dont wanna be 100% addicted...yeah 51% se joh dark circles aaye hain wahi kafi hain!

Shanu said...

@ Anjana

Aise hi nahi diya hai hulpatti..i mean it..main tujhe kha jaaungi :)

maybe we cld calculate all d ppl we prefer as cadavers..and make some fortune..whatsay?
Yeah, I have a list of ppl i will kill if i were pardoned the death sentence..shld try this test out on them..well worth knowin wat my effort will be worth! **evil grin**

Shanu said...

@ Choco

Thanks babe :)

Shanu said...

@ Jyoti

Awww babe..that was the sweetest comment ever ***Muah***

Shanu said...

@ Sid

Check the link given below the post..there are loads of fun quizzes there :)

Shanu said...

@ HA

Seriously?? I need to talk to you...I need to know how can sum1 be sane with that high levels of addiction!

blunt edges said...

damn...most of the images appeared blank :(

my copany firewall is playing spoilsport i guess...will check it out later :(

perplexed said...

Tags are fun... and you have been tagged girl.. sorry.... my blog has been under the tag-o-mania as well! :P

Emaan said...

hmmm .. don't like tags huh.. well well well....
U R TAGGED !!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
and there is no escaping !! u can't say no to a toddler, or can u :-( i guess not, u seem like a nice n interesting person...
so check out 'Sach ka Samna' on my blog and get started..

HaRy!! said...

only 51% yeah i do agree and wonder wat it takes to be 100% ! and yu tagged someone on this? :)

H a R y

Miss Kido said...

:D

Hats off to the one who created these quizzes/tests/whatever :D

Shanu said...

@ Blunty

:( Jaa katti :(

Shanu said...

@ Perplexed

Checked out the tag..seems pretty fun..thik hai..I am doin this just bcoz i like u..nahi toh i dont have the patience to respond to a tag **acts pricey**

karegi tere tag ko respond..bahut jald karegi!

Shanu said...

@ Emaan

U seem too smart for a baby..hmm ur cute looks wont take no for an answer will they? Let me chk out sach ka samna!

Shanu said...

@ Hary

Nahi re..didnt tag ne1 on this at all..yeah toh tp tha..no taggin waggin :)

Shanu said...

@ Kido

Thanks :)

Dhanya said...

Shanuuu... Oh my God! This is hilarious and outright crazy! Didn't know such tests even existed! Lolz...

And oh my god@ you eating people... scaryyyy! :P :P

numerounity said...

Funny tag...and a different one too...

As the Mind Meanders said...

Shabash...

Itni Bakwaas... aur ek hi post mein... jeeyo mere laal...

aur thank you for the award... ab mein ek true bakwaas fan hoon...

"itna bakwaas toh main khud bhi nahi jhel pati." - beta.. kab suicide karoge??? :-)

Meira said...

boiled tofu ...lol!
yes, now i know you better :D

Scattered Thoughts... said...

Multiple Choice Questions (you can choose more than one options)

What is it?

1) Writers block?
2) No work in office?
3) Boss is cuckoo to realize this time pass in office
4) Working part time with CIA to derive some new third degree methods..

Shanu said...

@ Dhanya

Lol..haan mereko bhi abhi pata chala yeah tests ke baare main..awesome na!

Shanu said...

@ Numerounity

Thanks :)

Shanu said...

@ Mindey

Welcome to the club :)

Shanu said...

@ Meira

That was the whole idea :)

Shanu said...

@ ST

Saare ke saare sahi jawab..loads of wrk in office..writers block ka khatarnak case....no internet access at wrk...and CIA wanting my help to torture ppl

Inta pressure aur nanhi si jaan..wat else can u excpt!

Chriz said...

12 five year olds? that too much.. i can stand one

VJ Sophie said...

Lol!Like your way!

Shanu said...

@ Chriz

Yup I cant stand them either..but ya..I can put up a fite :)

Shanu said...

@ Sophie

Thanks :)

AMIT said...

Hey wonderful.I m just answering questions to how much i m addicted to blogging.Lets see what comes.

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blunt edges said...

saw all these now yaar...me tried those too...might just eat u in case of an emergency ;)

Shanu said...

@ Blunty

Not if I eat u frst :P