Monday, June 22, 2009

Promises are meant to be broken...!!

Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails !!!!!!!
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also.

Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help somebody from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)


IMPORTANT NOTE: If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a dog will bite you today at 6:30pm. Nothing has happened till now.....................but who knows. So please forward.




PS: The title refers to my previous post (Girls and Friendships) where I had promised that it would be the last email I posted.. looks like I broke that one :)

44 comments:

Dhanya said...

lol...

I have read this one before! Still cracks me up everytime I read it :)

roflindian said...

Oh..btw, I just got richer by $10 million. I somehow happened to win a fortune at some British Lottery, whereupon their Nigerian agents took great care to find my email id and inform me of my sudden rise to the millionaire bracket. You see...I just have to pay those kind agents a meagre sum of $67490 (processing fee etc. etc.) and the moolah will be all mine!!!
Tra la la la. :-D

Choco said...

Lolzzz....This was so true and funny!

blunt edges said...

CHOR CHOR CHOR!!!!
lol...i hv read it many time before but its one frwd dat really rocks...read it all over again now n laughed away all over again :D

Anamika. said...

ROFL =))

OMG! You're on to it totally.
Keep them coming =D

Keshi said...

LOL u gotta be kidding!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

LOL u gotta be kidding!

Keshi.

Still thinking said...

I can almost imagine the irresistible urge to talk about these insanely funny forwards :D
Sad about the 'married to someone' else stuff :p

DPhatsez said...

Kya Shanu ji? Fulltoo Frustu?

:)

Chalo kam se kam Blog post to ho gaya :D

gayathri-vishwanathan said...

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)


hahaha this is one mystery i could never resolve yaar. nice one shanu...jab tak suraj, chand rahega...forwarded mails kaa fad rahega

Mayz said...

this is awesome!!! ROFL!!!

Shanu said...

@ Dhanya

Yeah love it :)

Shanu said...

@roflindian

Ohh u did?? Wow how i wish i wld be as lucky :P

Shanu said...

@ Choco

:)

Shanu said...

@ Blunty

Tu chor!

Shanu said...

@Anamika

I will ..I will!!

Shanu said...

@ Keshi

Naah..serious :P

Shanu said...

@ Still thinking

Earlier i cldnt resist frwdin these emails..now i cant resist posting them..wow am i grwn up or wat!

Shanu said...

@ Dphat

Xctly..!!

Shanu said...

@ Gayathri

U said it babe!

Shanu said...

@ Mayz

Thanks :)

Suresh Kumar said...

Read this before... But still great fun reading again...

Shanu said...

@ Suresh

Thanks :)

bondgal_rulz said...

Ha ha...funny one there!!

Keep em coming! :)

Cheers

Lakshmi said...

nice one.. very true.. :)

damsel in distress said...

haha..psst:i used to forward all those which used to say "your crush will call you up at 9:56 tonight" kinds..;)

Superunknown said...

good one :). dont know how chain mails find their way :)

Shanu said...

@ Bondgal

Glad u like it :)

Shanu said...

@ Lakshmi

Thanks :)

Shanu said...

@ Damsel

So did I...and still do..who wants to take a chance wit sumthin like that!!

Shanu said...

@ Sam

They come from ppl like me!!

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blunt edges said...

how do u get so many comments 4 copy-pastin a frwd?!?!?! :o

n wats wid d follower count yaar? 27???? ***faints***

***wakes up***
okkkk...u wont believe wat hapnd...i had a dream dat u had 27 followers...he he...so silly of me na?

OMG...ITS ACTUALLY 27???? ***faints again***

commited to life said...

funny and true...

p.s was just passing by

Shanu said...

@ Blunty

Stop being soo J..teri nazar na lage mere followers and comments ko!!

And wat do u mean 27? I had 28 followers last time I checked **checks the follower count***

Nahiiii..dekh teri nazar lag gayi...sum1 sumwhere decided to unfollow me ***sobs***
Now u give me one of ur followers or I am never commmentin on ur blog agn **sobs**

Shanu said...

@ Committed

Welcome to my blog..keep droppin by!

VJ Sophie said...

lol!!!

Sowmi said...

Shabba.. arre.. i hate such mails.. and ROFTL!! reading this blog post :)

Shanu said...

@ VJ

Welcome to my blog..keep dropping by!

Shanu said...

@ Sowmi

:)

Jyoti said...

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Hilarious!

Vinnie said...

lolssssssss!! thanks for sharing this :)

joiedevivre said...

hehe
laughing like hell...
damn that is true..

Shanu said...

@ Joie

Hi Babe..welcome to my blog :)