Thursday, May 28, 2009

Girls and Friendships

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend?
Are you confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer?
Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes?
Here's a ready reckoner for you:
Just a friend: Well, you are like a show piece in her house. She will call you whenever she needs you. If you call her home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Abhi, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"
Abhi: "Where are you going Shilpa??"
Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.
(Useless fellow. Hmmph!).
Good Friend: You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.
Abhi calls: "Hi Shilpa",
Shilpa: "Hi Abhi. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye" (Shilpa calls back after two days)
Shilpa: "What do you want Abhi? Why did you call that day?".
Abhi: "Generally".
Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.
Very good friend: Well you are like the pressure cooker safety valve for the girl. She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone. Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.
Shilpa: "You know Abhi, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl" .
Abhi: "Who is Shekhar??"
Shilpa : "My boyfriend."
Abhi: Oh! ok. :-(
Best Friend: You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you. And don't be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can do poo-poo. Abhi Shopping. Abhi Movie. Abhi Coffee. Abhi, you pay. I am having fun. Abhi is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends Abhi. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Abhi: What?? (Abhi drinks all night).
Best of the Bestest Friends: Ok now you are really special. You are dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything. Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take her around. You make her project. You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You can hold hands on the beach. You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along). But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 time the salary you earn and has a flat in Poes Garden or Boat Club or Hiranandani area.
Shilpa: "Hi Abhi. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Abhi, he is my bestest friend".
Abhi: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Abhi's wrist).
Abhi is now heart broken and wrist broken.
Boyfriend: Uh... No comments dude. You're already screwed
PS: I am not even gonna pretend that I came up with something as awesome as this...just like last time...this is an email I is soo awesome i cldnt resist sharing it..but I promise this is the last email I post!!


DPhatsez said...

Let the bakwaas roll on Fullon-Bindaas :)

iceprincess said...

:) smiling.laughing.howling....
we girls sure are bitches....
sometimes..i feel we insult bitches saying so....

blunt edges said... chor :P
but true...very very true...we guys r probably d most "innocent-est" creatures ever ***halo over my head***

Shanu said...

@ Dphat

Thats wat i intend to do :P

Shanu said...


I girlfrnds and i actually sat down and categorized all our guy frnds into these categories..cant get bitchier thn that!!

Shanu said...

@blunt edges

Naah naah..not all guys are innocent..some are fullon sumdi main komdi..yeda banke peda khane wale..but ya there are a few innocent ones who end up bearin the brunt for the rest :P

Ajith said...

In management, there is a concept called 'premium value'.. When something is scarce/someone is available rarely, you tend to realize / value that person / object higher.. I'd say most guys dont know how to put that concept into practice when it comes to girlfriends :)

Shanu said...


Lol..I guess they dont!

Sowmi said...

Shanuuuuuuuu, superb post... tomo you read my blog post.. it would be more interesting for you i guess :)

Shanu said...

@ Sowmi

Ya will surely drop by ur blog!!

Suresh Kumar said...

This is what guys require... too know where exactly they stand and what are their chances....


Shanu said...

@ Suresh

Glad I cld help!! :)

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